{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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