{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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